Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 23, 2010
Transcript:
Elephant: Hey, guys... Kate: Ekert! You got smaller... how'd that happen? Elephant: I felt a bit bloated, so I took a break from the ego smorgasbord of people to hang out with animals in the woods for a while. Danae: See? That's what I've been saying for a long time! Kate: Uh... saying what? Danae: That it's OK to use the woods as a garbage dump. Elephant: She means that metaphorically, right? Kate: Oh, we keep hoping.
Sisyphos about 14 years ago
Learn from you human friends about Hope, ekert! –But don’t take Danae too literally.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Or maybe he just belched.
pouncingtiger about 14 years ago
I sense the Ekert saga is ending soon.
ksoskins about 14 years ago
Does Danae take a dump in the woods?
SuperGriz about 14 years ago
I think the ekert downloads you.
NoShame about 14 years ago
Love the Eckert! This whole series should be collated into one resource. Wonderful teaching. We need the Eckert in our reality now.
Little Miss Tink about 14 years ago
@Shiek Yerbouti: Yes, and down wind for my lair! What does her father feeds her?
cdward about 14 years ago
Ekert now becomes a harder target to find. Good for Ekert!
chaosed2 about 14 years ago
If an Ekert farts in the woods….
js305 about 14 years ago
So, the animals in the woods are “nice” and there isn’t enough “nutrition” to keep the Ekert fat??? This time I don’t get it. Maybe the animals act without thinking? They just eat each other literally instead of verbally like humans do, no worry about how it “feels” to be lower in the food chain.
I don’t understand the garbage in the woods part. Can’t see the forest for the trees I guess…
twj0729 about 14 years ago
Don’t forget about the Pentagon, they are still looking for Ekert! Forget about the animals Ekert, they can take care of themselves, we need you!
Potrzebie about 14 years ago
Just in time for election season. Lot’s of hate and blame going around.
lewisbower about 14 years ago
Was there a Ekert a couple thousand years ago? How’d that work?
Dtroutma about 14 years ago
Those of us who spent our careers working in the woods (and deserts) know that Danae is WAY behind the curve on this one. It ain’t bear poop filling up the “woods”.
Wiley said it long ago, preserve the right to arm bears!!
Justice22 about 14 years ago
Since the Ekert relieved himself on the animals in the woods, they will become violent, hateful and spiteful, not nice. Look out for attacking rabbits like the one which attacked President Carter while he was fishing from a boat in a pond.
ChukLitl Premium Member about 14 years ago
The willingness to embrace the concept could be in a collective unconcious, but the Ekert was created by the mind of a good story teller.
treered about 14 years ago
how does hanging out with the animals cause the Ekert to lose volume? does he ‘leak’ the thoughts he collected earlier? or if a thought is released in the woods and no one is around…..
milano99 about 14 years ago
I’m shocked that there is no spam today (unless they got rid of it before I could see it). But I’m finally working now (after 2+ years of being out), so I’m not checking every morning. I’m tempted to post some of my own.
http://www.givemeyourmoneyforjunk.com
This is a joke of course. No such website exists that I can find.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 14 years ago
Yes, Justice22 – the rabbit immortalized in the Tom Paxton song “I Don’t Want a Bunny Wunny in My Widdow Whoa Boat.”
SuperGriz about 14 years ago
http://tinyurl.com/2uoln5l
JP Steve Premium Member about 14 years ago
And did the angry animals recruit Lio as an ally? http://www.gocomics.com/lio