Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 09, 2016

The truth is in question as who deserves what lot in life.

OK, I’ll try for more fashion.

So, fashion destroys strength, conquest and whiteness.Yeah, I think I’ll try for more fashion as well.

The goddess of Fashion has 14 kids? Where is Mr. Fashion? Also, it sounds like sin is the favored child (sin is the most stylish THING in the world.) Wait! Children are not THINGS!!

Is hell the new black? I think Mrs. Fashion needs to have another kid named fickle

Go get a Don’t it(doughnut).

I have seen some of the requisite apparel for various religious beliefs.Calling them a bold fashion statement barely covers it.

To be honest, Atheism seems as vacuous as Theism. We aren’t really cognizant of much of the universe, and hardly have a handle on the tiny bit we actually know and observe. The entire question is about as sensible as trying to compute Pi to the last digit. Why even bother? You get to four or five significant digits and that’s enough for most calculations. The chance of needing to figure it out beyond ten significant digits is about as great as finding the last significant digit.Knowing if there is or is not a god of any sort doesn’t help anything. You only have to know the rules for the local universe and how things work.Theism is a mind-killer. So is atheism.

My favorite part was mother-hood.

Those sentiments are no longer fashionable.

My favorite part was “four or five significant digits.” (h/t to B.O.)

White life?

No thank you.

On the other hand, i’ll take a white bunny any day.

I’m trying to fashion a response…

ahh…ah pregnant hands?

Outfit

How do you think I ended up here.You should see the world I left.Of course, it looks different from here.

Nope. Came from a coastal village on the Mediterranean Sea. Looked like an ordinary human on this end, though.Weird how that works.

@daddyhcI question the accuracy of this story. This imam’s statement could be a mistranslation or a metaphor. And even if he did say it (talk about ridiculous) there’s certainly enough shock value and suspected islamophobia involved to make it a jolly good story. Listen to the words of any preacher (regardless of the faith) and you’re bound to hear something that makes a mockworthy meme.

NOW, can we get to midnight Cindy?