Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 18, 2016
Transcript:
Mrs. Godfrey: Strike one! Nate: Wha-? Is she serious? That pitch was outside! *wump!* Nate: Okay, calm down, Nate! She missed it, that's all! It was a close call and she missed it! No big deal! Nate: It's not like she's purposely calling pitches strikes when she knows they're-- Mrs. Godfrey: Strike two! *wump!* Nate: !
Tue Elung-Jensen about 8 years ago
Ooor she has no clue about what she is doing?
Liam.Brown about 8 years ago
Seriously?BTW, Nate looks rediculous in panel 4
Dogs Are Better Than Cats about 8 years ago
Why’d they choose Mrs Godfrey to umpire the game anyway?
Willywise52 Premium Member about 8 years ago
Nate’s gonna get ejected.
StratmanRon about 8 years ago
Calm down, Nate – You get another strike, AND at least two more at-bats after this one.
QuietStorm27 about 8 years ago
Here’s a solution Nate…hit the ball next time. No way she can screw that up.
ericbutts74 about 8 years ago
That second pitch was high.
Nate’s going down looking because Godfrey’s in his head and yes she stinks as an umpire.
Umps are supposed to call AND signal. The call should be made with authority (she’s got that part down, although the enunciation should be closer to “Hike” – it’s easier – try shouting “Strike” for 9 innings). But her arms are hanging like limp noodles. Like many umpires she doesn’t know what she’s doing.
Chad Cheetah about 8 years ago
Maybe Godfrey’s plotting to ruin his streak!
Pretzelsmash about 8 years ago
Does she even have any qualifications? (Next thing I know, she’s a famous baseball coach or something…)
Comic Minister Premium Member about 8 years ago
Do something Nate.
hippogriff about 8 years ago
jploch5408As I said yesterday.
Scoutmaster77 about 8 years ago
She is in your head, Nate. Keep your eye on the ball!
YOMOM about 8 years ago
@comic ministerCall 911
mabrndt Premium Member about 8 years ago
Well, at least she isn’t Leslie Nielsen. ;-)
TacoMoose2016 about 8 years ago
Nate, it ain’t over till its over… Swing if its close!
TacoMoose2016 about 8 years ago
Nate, it ain’t over till its over… Swing if its close!
The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member about 8 years ago
Clearly she needs a bat cracked over her head to kick her brain stem in gear.
coolstarm about 8 years ago
Mrs. Godfrey is in Nate’s head.
coolstarm about 8 years ago
its official, the game is rigged against the creampuffs
『▶Ͼняιѕтoρнєя◀』 about 8 years ago
Not*
ND Cool Z over 4 years ago
Part of the problem is, the ball was thrown too fast for Nate to have the reflexes to hit..