Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 19, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: Hey l'il scout... I see you got a new merit badge with a little flame on it. Did you get that for learning how to start a campfire? Scout: Yes, sir. Scout: in a failing business with a lot of insurance. Goat: Should Arson be a merit badge? Guard Duck: It's a real gray area. Scout We still sing songs and roast marshmallows.
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Start the fire next door and let it spread to the target business to make it look legit.
asianwoof over 8 years ago
Accelerating, one fire at a time.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 8 years ago
I see a new show pitch for the DIY channel !!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 8 years ago
Next, grand theft.
Then off to a very special camp.
We have one a few miles from me, called Los Guillicos.It’s especially for juveniles.
Kind&Kinder over 8 years ago
A merit badge and she gets her cookies? After all, isn’t it door to door with the crispy mints time?
electricshadow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Right now, I’d be worried if my last name were Marsh or Mallow.
dmostroff over 8 years ago
This is the kind of humor for which I love this strip!
juicebruce over 8 years ago
She looks so Happy !
Lyons Group, Inc. over 8 years ago
What did they do? Torch southern California? (I’m going to get lynched for that)
Sandfan over 8 years ago
In my long long ago time as a Cub Scout, I remember getting a merit badge for walking the rail of a railroad for 20 feet or so. I’m sure that would be considered much too risky for today’s children.
SkyFisher over 8 years ago
Steph, you really need to learn how to draw a rotated view of your characters. Do any of them ever turn their heads? (That is, rather than just reflecting left to right the one view you have.)
Chad Cheetah over 8 years ago
Guard Duck’s troop can join Snoopy and Lucy,
pugmahone12 over 8 years ago
More crocs!!!!
kaffekup over 8 years ago
Never heard that one before. Two guys meet on the beach: “Why aren’t you running your store?”“It caught fire. Why aren’t you running your store?”It blew down in a hurricane."“Really? How do you start a hurricane?”
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
She’ll earn her fund-raising badge…. as soon as she can find a gun.
Michael Smith over 8 years ago
It’s nice that she said, “yes, sir.” Show some respect for Goat.
StarWarsGuy500 over 8 years ago
Maybe you should keep her away from the matches.
Number Three over 8 years ago
You can join Snoopy and Lucy in today’s Peanuts.xxx
Sisyphos over 8 years ago
Who doesn’t love the Little Scouts and their very progressive merit-badge program? And who can argue with L’il Guard Duck’s take on ethical questions? Who dares?!
Themanofoor54 almost 4 years ago
20th comment