Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 09, 2016

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    The phoenix must be really pi… peeved off. Henry doesn’t let him die in it’s own time.

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    Besides, that bird belongs to Dumbledore.

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    AlanM  over 8 years ago

    He can make an ash of himself without help.

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    Russell Hauser  over 8 years ago

    Good one.

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    llevikhin  over 8 years ago

    better then a squeak toy

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    Cerabooge  over 8 years ago

    The phoenix, the wiregrass of the bird kingdom.

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    cubswin2016  over 8 years ago

    Dumbledore would never stand for that.

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    Krazgamer  over 8 years ago

    HA HA HA HA

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    Ivan Araque  over 8 years ago

    An instant classic.

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    Larry Bush  over 8 years ago

    That’s what happens when you get two mythical creatures in the same room.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Phoenix usually gets hot during the summer…

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    First you gotta remove a wing and engine, then make sure you only have three starter explosives, then warm up the tubes in your hand held remote control transmitter, then tell everyone you make model toys.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Is that a cell phoenix or a landline?

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