Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 08, 2016

Billy wins the dotted-line meander.

Or, the more accessible “10 foot walk to the beer-ator.”

I’m lazy. :P

For those with skills, cross-the-road long jump.

The first recorded Olympic Gold Medalist was a Goosey-Goosey Gander aka ‘the Wanderer’. He was disqualified on appeal for a fowl impersonation of a chicken.

You mean I could be an Olympic athlete after all???

Many, many years ago there was a That’s Jake comic about the “100 meter mosey.”