Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 15, 2016

The Israelites are going to have a cow over that one.

Huffington Post the early days.

“take two tablets and call me in the morning”

He-ith Who-ith sits on a tack…Shall rise again.

No thanks. I would rather have an iPad tablet.

What the heck are all you commentaters talking about?

It’s an old joke and it depends on a stereotype, but here goes.

God was looking for a chosen people, so he went to the Spartans and said, “Will you be my chosen people and accept my commandments?” They replied, “Like what?” God said, “Thou shalt not kill.” The Spartans replied “We are a warrior culture, we kill as a way of life. No thanks.”

God then went to the Bedouins and said, “Will you be my chosen people and accept my commandments?” They replied, “Like what?” God said, “Thou shalt not steal.” They replied “We are a nomadic dessert tribe who ambush caravans. We cannot accept this No thanks.”

Next God went to the Canaanites. “Will you be my chosen people and accept my commandments?” They replied, “Like what?” God said, “Thou shalt not commit adultery.” They replied, “We are a culture built on fertility. We even have temple prostitutes. No way.”

Finally God came upon Moses. “Will you be my chosen people and accept my commandments?” Moses replied, “How much do they cost?” “They’re free.” “In that case, I’ll take 10.”

And now you know why there are only 10 commandments

That is funny. I stopped being intrigued by this come-on daily on MSN home page ages ago!

I love that #3 is the shocking one (no graven images)