Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 18, 2016

Oh, shut up with that Pokemon crap already!

You WANT him to get mugged?

Pokemaniacs in Florida have destroyed a veterans memorial in a park because GPS co-ordinates take them there and they have run all over it. In another Florida neighborhood, residents are suing because incorrect GPS coordinates are bringing people into their yards and their landscaping is being destroyed.

Some idiot girl in my former hometown of Pittsburgh was so busy staring at the screen in her hand that she walked out into traffic and was hit.

Awesome pic Wildebill!

Give them Darwin awards…

Don’t give the wizard I’ll advises! If he starts to play that thing, it will mean doom to all the kingdom.

Best way to keep Pokemaniacs out of your yard is to plant briars and poison ivy in the green places of the U.S.; and Cylindropuntia fulgida, the jumping cholla for people in more desert-like locations.

What can I say? Pokemon Go is the gift that keeps on giving to cartoonists these days.

Gotta’ catch ’em all!

Sex. It’s about sex.

I wish they’d all just go over the cliff……like the Lemmings they are!

Don’t insult the sheep. I know from personal experience that sheep are quite smart.