Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 02, 2016

Shouldn’t have used a spell cheker!

All better!

Former copy editor, unemployed by the internetz toobs.

OMG that’s me!! I see it everywhere and it drives me crazy. The new practice of using shortcuts in text messages spills over into all things typed, and it’s like fingernails on the blackboard to me.

We can’t help ourselves.

Shoot the bitch….then you can take it.

Another unemployed English major ?

Proofreading is no longer an occupation.

Putt knot yore trussed inn spill checquers!

Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four my revueMiss steaks eye kin knot sea.Eye strike a key and type a wordAnd weight four it two sayWeather eye am wrong oar writeIt shows me strait a weigh.As soon as a mist ache is maidIt nose bee fore two longAnd eye can put the error riteIts rare lea ever wrong.Eye have run this poem threw itI am shore your pleased two noIts letter perfect awl the weighMy chequer tolled me sew.

OSUREHomonyms are the excuse the Japanese have for retaining the one-word-one-squiggle Kanji instead of using their perfectly good one-syllable-one-squiggle Kana.

He even spelled his name backwards.

EYE LIE KIT!