The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 16, 2016

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    banks00wv  over 8 years ago

    Oh no, buzzard breath!

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    The Breath Bad Wolf.

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    boff0  over 8 years ago

    The wolf’s name must be Hal A’tosis!!

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    MtheMomma  over 8 years ago

    Maybe they also need to offer him some Symbicort. (Look it up, people.)

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    StratmanRon  over 8 years ago

    Maybe he’s been eating Pigs in a Blanket. (the old-time cabbage rolls). That’d do it.

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    Tigdi  over 8 years ago

    All of the bad breath puns and jokes I’ve thought of tend to stink.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago

    The wolf came to a bad end, the result of his huffing problem.

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    His bark is definitely worse than his bite.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Notice these are PIGS saying this.

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    J Quest  over 8 years ago

    Must not have flossed after wolfing down grandma…

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    banjinshiju  over 8 years ago

    I guess the limburger cheese and garlic sandwiches are paying off.

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    You’ve got to brush your whole tongue, including the back. After a few decades, your gagger gets used to it.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Well, halitosis is better than no breath at all….

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    coffeeturtle  over 8 years ago

    holy halitosis, batman!

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    Farside99  over 8 years ago

    Dang, I must have missed that one. Born too late again (but not by much).

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    beady.el  about 8 years ago

    I remember that too! Glad I’m not the only one.

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