Pig at door: Please! No more huffing and puffing! Use this and we promise to come out!
Oh no, buzzard breath!
The Breath Bad Wolf.
The wolf’s name must be Hal A’tosis!!
Maybe they also need to offer him some Symbicort. (Look it up, people.)
Maybe he’s been eating Pigs in a Blanket. (the old-time cabbage rolls). That’d do it.
All of the bad breath puns and jokes I’ve thought of tend to stink.
The wolf came to a bad end, the result of his huffing problem.
His bark is definitely worse than his bite.
Notice these are PIGS saying this.
Must not have flossed after wolfing down grandma…
I guess the limburger cheese and garlic sandwiches are paying off.
You’ve got to brush your whole tongue, including the back. After a few decades, your gagger gets used to it.
Well, halitosis is better than no breath at all….
holy halitosis, batman!
Dang, I must have missed that one. Born too late again (but not by much).
I remember that too! Glad I’m not the only one.
banks00wv over 8 years ago
Oh no, buzzard breath!
J Short over 8 years ago
The Breath Bad Wolf.
boff0 over 8 years ago
The wolf’s name must be Hal A’tosis!!
MtheMomma over 8 years ago
Maybe they also need to offer him some Symbicort. (Look it up, people.)
StratmanRon over 8 years ago
Maybe he’s been eating Pigs in a Blanket. (the old-time cabbage rolls). That’d do it.
Tigdi over 8 years ago
All of the bad breath puns and jokes I’ve thought of tend to stink.
mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago
The wolf came to a bad end, the result of his huffing problem.
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
His bark is definitely worse than his bite.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 8 years ago
Notice these are PIGS saying this.
J Quest over 8 years ago
Must not have flossed after wolfing down grandma…
banjinshiju over 8 years ago
I guess the limburger cheese and garlic sandwiches are paying off.
zeexenon over 8 years ago
You’ve got to brush your whole tongue, including the back. After a few decades, your gagger gets used to it.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 8 years ago
Well, halitosis is better than no breath at all….
coffeeturtle over 8 years ago
holy halitosis, batman!
Farside99 over 8 years ago
Dang, I must have missed that one. Born too late again (but not by much).
beady.el about 8 years ago
I remember that too! Glad I’m not the only one.