Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 18, 2016

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    Bilan  over 8 years ago

    Naturally, the answer to that question:The Shadow Knows!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 8 years ago

    The idea that the shadow is something more than simply a place devoid of light. Like an entity unto itself like in J.M.Barrie’s “Peter Pan.”

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    somebodyshort  over 8 years ago

    KInda broad at the waist and narrow at the hips. I found that makes it hard too keep the jeans decent.

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    Radish...   over 8 years ago

    Watch out for establishments run by bearsthere are a lot of them in this neighborhood.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 8 years ago

    I really can’t see what his problem is …

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    Superfrog  over 8 years ago

    Apparently, 27% of your weight is just Dark Matter and disappears when you turn the light out.

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    ElioHyena  over 8 years ago

    That awkward moment when even your shadow thinks your fat.

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    Old Texan75  over 8 years ago

    The Shadow. Boston Blackie. Duffy’s Tavern. The Bowery Boys. The Little Rascals. Life With Luigi. The Great Gildersleeve. I know some of these made it to TV, but we didn’t have a TV and anyway, some of the magic went out of things when your imagination was taken away.In small towns in Texas, picture shows (movie theaters) stopped the movie when Fibber Magee and Molly came on the radio and played the show to the audience. That was the only way they could get people to come to the theater on Saturday night.

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    franki_g  over 8 years ago

    just stand closer to the light source & further from the building. Happy shadow will be tall & skinny & you can go about your evening in peaceful denial :)

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago

    I am in Tip Top shape. The image in the mirror is the fat one.

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    tripwire45  over 8 years ago

    Age, whatever. I’m 62 and my deadlift is up to 285 pounds. That’s not my limit. I’m still getting stronger.

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    dabugger  over 8 years ago

    Good one Wiley. Inter action. Was that the conscious that got up and ran? Or?

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    Troy  over 8 years ago

    Only the Shadow knows.

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    “I’m not overweight, I’m just under tall.” Quote is courtesy of Garfield.

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    dl11898  over 8 years ago

    Single, most effective exercise for overweight folks … push self away from table. Hydrate your system, cinnamon to reduce blood sugar. Get off the couch and WALK. [ 1/2 hour daily] dropped 35lbs

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    hippogriff  over 8 years ago

    Old Texan75Not Archer City, perchance? (Last Picture Show, book and movie). Actually this was quite common in those days, and the better ones scheduled their features so there was no need to stop the movie for the broadcast.

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    jvo  over 1 year ago

    In my younger days I used to listen to the Goon Show.

    Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan, and Harry Secombe.

    Half an hour of blithering nonsense guaranteed to leave you in stitches

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