Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for August 14, 2016

There’s more than one way to interpret the dialogue in that last panel…

How is a nose like a banana?

Dunno….

His nose is lost somewhere in my suspension of disbelief. As for his banana, I’ll leave that to his sense of privacy.

“Where is my banana?”Has there ever been uttered a more suitable summation of our collective predicament?

“Where is my banana?”Has there ever been uttered a more suitable summation of our collective predicament?

Ecclesiastes 1:9New International Version (NIV)

9 What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.

Keep calm and read the Sunday Funnies.

made me laugh

The Bible is universal. Our Milky Way is a relatively young galaxy.

Pluto shouldn’t feel so bad. It actually has 5 moons and Earth only has 1. And Pluto’s biggest moon Charon (due to its extreme proximity to the dwarf planet) has an apparent magnitude of about 6.5 times greater than the Earth’s moon if you stood on Pluto’s surface. If Pluto had oceans, it would have some absolutely incredible tides. There are rumors of an incredibly distant gas giant planet somewhere in the Oort cloud beyond Neptune. Perhaps this can be confirmed with a probe or a powerful telescope.

Not too many Brits left now who remember the Blitz firsthand, except for those were sent out of the city when they were kids. But plenty of kids today in Syria, Iraq, and who knows where else who are seeing the bombs go off every day. American infrastructure is unrivaled in strength but most Americans who take this infrastructure for granted are weak.

The next comic alphabetically is Bo Nanas.

Just sayin’.

Selective breeding in agriculture is genetic engineering. Columbus and the Polynesians among many others were also exploring the universe just on a different scale.

*How would you like to have to learn not 9 planets, but 13 to 16 instead. *

If this isn’t our society in a nutshell, I don’t know what is.

One of the origin theories of the universe says that the verse exploded into existence from the Big Bang expands to it’s fullest then retracts back into the singularity until it reaches critical mass and then explodes into existence again and again and again, etc. So that everything that has happened before can happen again and again and again, etc.

I’m glad we got that cleared up.

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My very excitable manager cuts jelly sandwiches unless papa’s 22 salesmen have quickly made 27 expensive sales?