This reminds me of all the assurances that “faith can move mountains” or “ya gotta have faith” or “keep the faith”. Well, if faith is so great, just close your eyes and walk across that road as soon as your heart tells you it’s safe.
Grab the buzzard & throw it out onto the road. The resultant accident will stop all traffic and you can cross with ease. Killing 2 birds…well you get the picture.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 8 years ago
This reminds me of all the assurances that “faith can move mountains” or “ya gotta have faith” or “keep the faith”. Well, if faith is so great, just close your eyes and walk across that road as soon as your heart tells you it’s safe.
Farside99 about 8 years ago
Grab the buzzard & throw it out onto the road. The resultant accident will stop all traffic and you can cross with ease. Killing 2 birds…well you get the picture.
Eric Salinas Premium Member about 8 years ago
The Frogger of Oz
Sir Ruddy Blighter about 8 years ago
Giving someone bad advice for his own advantage? Sounds like the Dr. Oz of Oz
What? Me worried ? about 8 years ago
So that is why the Dorothy crossed the road !
MtheMomma about 8 years ago
If a man won’t ask for directions, surely Dorothy is smarter than to listen to a man for directions!
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 8 years ago
xeacons about 8 years ago
Just wait for the GREEN light!
J Short about 8 years ago
This is no time to play possum; or even opossum for that matter.
Radish the wordsmith about 8 years ago
She should have asked where the red brick road goes.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 8 years ago
There’s no place like…the Far Side, the buzzards can lift pianos.
osceola about 8 years ago
No, she is still in Kansas. That’s where the Yellow Brick Road crosses the Kansas Turnpike just west of Topeka.
TheTruthHurts about 8 years ago
Dorothy should “let her fingers do the walking”, or in this case, let her FINGER do the TALKING !