Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 30, 2016

The middle finger is the spokesperson, er, finger?

“You can prick your finger, but…” George Carlin.

All bow to the Finger Prince!

He’s just mad because in middle school someone put a “pull me” sign on his back.

x_Tech …if they leave him behind,we’ll be able to identify them all.

But where is Thumbkin? Where is Thumbkin?

We will never Knuckle under!

“You don’t want us to point our best fighter at you!”“He looks a little small…”“Pinky! Attack!”“Ow, my spleen!”“I can’t put my finger on it, but that sounds familiar…”“All right, then, let’s see how you do against our thumb wrestlers!”

I don’t think I want to Finger Prince

They won’t go through with the attack: they’re all chicken fingers.

How many can there be? 5? 10? hum..\\//_

Brewster is going to need a new space suit when the giant hand they’re attached to shows up. (And then the giant the giant hand is attached to shows up.)

So, someone’s discovered the “Urban Dictionary”.

I’ll bet the women love you!

Gotta hand it to them…

In the original Star Trek episode, “Who Mourns for Adonais?”, the Enterprise was attacked by a giant hand. Now we know what happened to it…

The attack begins with a digital probe.

I love all the punsters here. Let’s give ’em a hand.

If they’re shorter than the rest, they’re midget digits. If they’re less intelligent, they’re idjit digits.

Brewster would fit in well on Digit with the other knuckleheads.

I sure hope the middle finger isn’t also the negotiator…

Brewster, don’t accept any gifts. They may give you the finger.

They’d better be friendly, or Brewster will lick them all.

It appears that the fingers voted to attack Earth, but the thumb opposed them.

Things aren’t all that bad she met with the PopeShe got a Papal decoration and a kindly wordSo even if the crowds gave our lady the bird

The Argentine/Italy axis does have some hopeShe still made a fabulous impactCaught the eye

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a pinky war.

And their favorite character is Batman — who was co-created by Bill Finger!

It’s really quite thimble, now I can really dig it.

If Brewster wants to hit the nail on the head…. all he has to do is aim at the head… to hit the nail.

yeah butt teh middle man got fingererd cause he smells lak a outhouse door ona Tuna Bote!!!

Which one is “the” finger?

What a buch of digits.