Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 13, 2016

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    Espoc  about 8 years ago

    “Can I make you a question before you leave to your quarters, Tarzan?”

    “Sure, sir, queen, sir.”

    “Did you, by any chance, whisper to him, in this high resonance arena, these people must not know we are friends, some seek an excuse to kill me, they don’t need to kill you?”

    “No, sir, queen, sir, I didn’t”

    “Oh, that’s alrigth then, just asking”

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    Espoc  about 8 years ago

    “Oh, one more thing, before you part to your cozy cell, Tarzan”

    “Yes, sir, queen, sir?”

    “You scared the hell out of me with that horrifying ape shriek of yours a minute ago”

    “Was it too loud and manly, Neumonia?”

    “Not precisely, but it was completely out of key”

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    J Short  about 8 years ago

    They don’t need an excuse to kill you….uh did you see that they threw me in here with a lion; perhaps you forgot that part.The queen was mad because Volthar wouldn’t tell where he got the rad noise cancelling Bose headphones.

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    Polsixe  about 8 years ago

    if the lion had won would he be set free? As free as the wind blows? As free as the grass grows?

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    1soni Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Maybe Queenie will decide that Volthar is easier to handle and will take him for consort and unite the kingdoms and they chase Tarzan away because Queenie still has the hots for monkey boy.

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    profkatz  about 8 years ago

    Tarzan challenging Queen Pneumonia’s orders in front of her subjects? This is not going to go over very well! Tarzan would best bed this she-devil to get what he wants….er, really wants! :)> TempermentalQueenAGowa!!

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    Old Comic Strip Lover  about 8 years ago

    So they shake hands put their arms on each other’s shoulders and Tarzan sticks up for him in the last panel and nobody will think they are friends?

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