Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 21, 2016

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    oldpine52  about 8 years ago

    Does he moonlight at the blood bank?

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    bubujin_2 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    He sucks as a vampire but does his best to make up for it.

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    eolan59  about 8 years ago

    Does she get a sticker too?

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  about 8 years ago

    Orange juice and cookies have always been a terrible combination!

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    zeexenon  about 8 years ago

    Reminds me of the time I asked my surgeon if I could pre-donate my own blood, and he said not necessary. Then on the big day, nurse Ratched said things like this, “You must sign this release … I don’t care what the doctor said … you will die….” Ultimately, I won, and am still here.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 8 years ago

    And then he writes a date on her donor card so he doesn’t bite her again too soon.

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