Reminds me of the time I asked my surgeon if I could pre-donate my own blood, and he said not necessary. Then on the big day, nurse Ratched said things like this, “You must sign this release … I don’t care what the doctor said … you will die….” Ultimately, I won, and am still here.
oldpine52 over 8 years ago
Does he moonlight at the blood bank?
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 8 years ago
He sucks as a vampire but does his best to make up for it.
eolan59 over 8 years ago
Does she get a sticker too?
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 8 years ago
Orange juice and cookies have always been a terrible combination!
zeexenon over 8 years ago
Reminds me of the time I asked my surgeon if I could pre-donate my own blood, and he said not necessary. Then on the big day, nurse Ratched said things like this, “You must sign this release … I don’t care what the doctor said … you will die….” Ultimately, I won, and am still here.
Stephen Gilberg over 8 years ago
And then he writes a date on her donor card so he doesn’t bite her again too soon.