Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 29, 2018
January 26, 2018
January 30, 2018
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac by richard thompson pandas are boring (song) pandas are boring, all they ever do is couple unsuccessfully and digest their bamboo. pandas are cloying tedious and blah, two-tone fuzzy cuddly cures for in-som-ni-a. pandas are tiersome. and they're not real bears. they're practically marsupials if anybody cares. ten million dollars is sure a lot of bread, why not spend it prudently buy elephants instead.
Malcolm Hall almost 7 years ago
Genius
Senex almost 7 years ago
But you can’t buy pandas — only rent them.
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
Elephants are much smarter than pandas, which are pretty much useless for anything except looking cute. So definitely invest in elephants!