Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 29, 2018
January 26, 2018
January 30, 2018
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac by richard thompson pandas are boring (song) pandas are boring, all they ever do is couple unsuccessfully and digest their bamboo. pandas are cloying tedious and blah, two-tone fuzzy cuddly cures for in-som-ni-a. pandas are tiersome. and they're not real bears. they're practically marsupials if anybody cares. ten million dollars is sure a lot of bread, why not spend it prudently buy elephants instead.
Elephants are much smarter than pandas, which are pretty much useless for anything except looking cute. So definitely invest in elephants!