Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 19, 2018
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April 20, 2018
Transcript:
a traffic advisory please be advised of the following causes of congestion on your monday commute. fumhfr fumhfr fumhfr molasses fumhfr molasses fumhfr scale in miles 0 1 2 3 4 5 overturned tractor trailer full of molasses. molasses inexplicable article of cloth-ing in road. tire-chewing possum alert. vehicle's rear window blocked by stuffed toys. overturned trac-tor trailer full of creme brulee. fumhfr vehicle with "fumehuffer" vanity tags. driver of big car wearing hat & possibly bolo tie. overturned trac-tor trailer full of cholesterol. the yawning abyss.
Melki Premium Member over 6 years ago
My life will not be complete until I see a fez by the side of the road.
Teto85 Premium Member over 6 years ago
What? My doctor told me that fezzes were cool.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Doesn’t really matter all that much: D.C. is always nigh-impossible!