Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 22, 2019

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Potholes Like the Eskimos who supposedly have dozens of words to describe types of snow, drivers have developed a vocabulary for pothole varieties. Here are a few. A rimshot is your common basic tire chewing, wheel mis-aligning pothole. Somewhat worse is a scrapemaker, which often causes spontaneous automotive dis-assemblage. Well, blow the horn. The pit of carkoon type is home to a tentacled monster capable of devouring everything up to a Ford Bronco. In a K Street Kanyon, erosion has revealed past geological ages down to the pre-Cambrian, attracting paleontologist & tour groups.