Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 01, 2019
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What's new at the beach? Unabridged popular fiction flybys- twice-daily! The nosebleed by Stephen King No more tacky T-shirts! World-famous Ocean City saltwater coffee Sandypants Sam's PC Tees I'm a red hot mama and I vote I'm with this individual Born to raise issues And taffy is off the menu! Need help? Try the upgraded rescue system! Or, we can just stay inside and wait for the damn sunburn to subside. Grin! Not so loud. You're hurting my scalp. The Sea Slug
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’ve had the equivalent of saltwater coffee. Coffee for which I was handed a sugar bowl filled with salt by mistake. It’s not ……… not good. -———- Not at all. I like the customer with his head out the door.
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
This looks like the same town where the Otterloops spent their holidays.
gbars70 over 5 years ago
That address will link you to a Twitter page where you can gasp your last tweet.
aerilim over 5 years ago
Born to raise issues. That was my moto when l was young and still is….
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Sign me up for The Sea Slug and burn the dratted tee-shirts!