Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 01, 2019
June 28, 2019
July 02, 2019
Transcript:
What's new at the beach? Unabridged popular fiction flybys- twice-daily! The nosebleed by Stephen King No more tacky T-shirts! World-famous Ocean City saltwater coffee Sandypants Sam's PC Tees I'm a red hot mama and I vote I'm with this individual Born to raise issues And taffy is off the menu! Need help? Try the upgraded rescue system! Or, we can just stay inside and wait for the damn sunburn to subside. Grin! Not so loud. You're hurting my scalp. The Sea Slug
Sign me up for The Sea Slug and burn the dratted tee-shirts!