Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 18, 2016

A horse with a wireless boomset, what a cool concept!

Smart phone, dumb operator?

well, maybe 911 1/2 could answer all the dumb problems that people call 911 for like not getting their food from Mcdonalds or wanting an escort to an 50 cent concert

If you accidentally succeed to push 9 1/2 button in an elevator, you’ll arrive Horace’s world…

Must be a record? To the word “drag” english-finnish dictionary gives 47 different meanings! I mean; how can you communicate there? Guessing by the context? Word “plant” is another “rubber ball.”

911½ caller: “Help! I stubbed my toe!”:Horace: “There there, everything will be all right.”:911½ caller: “Thanks!” (Hangs up)

Maybe it’s a phone number for Wizarding assistance – after all, the Hogwarts train left from platform 11 3/4…

911.5 a fine radio station

Reminds me of the moldy old politically incorrect joke about why certain people never call for help-they can’t find the 11 on the dial/key pad.