The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 30, 2016
August 29, 2016
August 31, 2016
Transcript:
Gladys: Wilberforce, it's morning! Time to get up for school!
Wilberforce: Aw, gee! So soon?
Wilberforce: Why does morning have to come so early in the day?
Morning technically starts at 12:01am and I’d bet its probably 6 or 7am for him if not later which means more than half his morning is already used up sleeping.
For me if night didn’t stay so late, morning would not come so early. Like the old proverbial saying goes, early to bed, early to rise, I forget the rest.
Argythree about 8 years ago
Good question. I have yet to figure that out myself, and I’m past age 66…
hcarpenter1 about 8 years ago
we all think the same thing kid.
SeaFox10 about 8 years ago
To get rid of you quicker!
Randall Uhrich about 8 years ago
Sure does get late early around here: Yogi Berra
Alphaomega about 8 years ago
Really? Not until after labour day in Canada.
angelfiredragon about 8 years ago
Morning technically starts at 12:01am and I’d bet its probably 6 or 7am for him if not later which means more than half his morning is already used up sleeping.
Jeff0811 about 8 years ago
For me if night didn’t stay so late, morning would not come so early. Like the old proverbial saying goes, early to bed, early to rise, I forget the rest.