Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 16, 2016

You would think that Nate would know that. I guess the visiting teams must be bringing their own PA systems. Nate is right. Lame.

What about a radio?

Just how good an oboist are you, Chad? Volume alone isn’t persuasive.

Just make some sort of crowd funding thingy.

Chad could get Petey Otterloop and they could play a duet.

Get a radio, hook it up to a stereo, and BOOM.

My drums are loud, why doesn’t Nate give me a call?

Hope there’s no emergencies in that school. Lot of law suits would follow.

An oboe is an ill woodwind that nobody blows good.

Cheez-whiz, one of these kids has got to have a REALLY BIG “Boom box” laying around (probably out in the garage or under his Dad’s workbench down in the basement) just waiting to be re-commissioned…….

I don’t even want to imagine Chad’s oboe playing. It’s a double reed instrument and if you think a student violinist is h*ll to listen to, try the squeaks and squawks that emanate from an oboe played by a beginner. Of course it might get you fired up!

Hey Nate. Why don’t you ask your father for the money. I’m sure that he’d be more than happy to do it. HA, HA, HA, HA!

What middle school has a PA system?

Nate, I’ve met a true loser. He went to college for a few years to become an ENVIORMENTALIST FOR MINIMUM WAGE. He flies everywhere to have enviormental conferences (roughly 30,000 miles a year). He’s 32,and doesn’t have any pets only because he travels too much, has been footloose and fancy free his whole life(probably because he’s so boring), and thinks life is all about sleeping in late. This school’s lameness is nothing.

I bet, Chad!!

Loud and spooky..

P.S.38 is pretty old. I can see how they wouldn’t have one.

They have lots of strips involving morning announcements, though…?