Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 16, 2016

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    Dtroutma  about 8 years ago

    And the bakery theme continues! Fattening bear claws?

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    Wilde Bill  about 8 years ago

    Actually, I’m partial to Apple Fritters. I’ll pass on the bear claws.

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    Varnes  about 8 years ago

    You get what you pay for…..

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    Varnes  about 8 years ago

    What? No pasties?….Anyway, you have to admire the confidence of Wiley’s bears….Pleasantly carnivorous….Oh, and the pretzel guy is a classic, Wiley………He cracks me up….

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    Bilan  about 8 years ago

    We have a constitutional right to bear arms, but apparently we have to pay for the bear claws.

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    ellisaana Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Bare claws administered during bear hugs.

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    franki_g  about 8 years ago

    Looks like those bear claws don’t have the classic almond paste filling. Hope he isn’t one of the Charmin bears, you never see them wash their paws on those commercials…

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    whiteheron  about 8 years ago

    _ never see them wash their paws on those commercials_.Reminded me of the old joke about the bear asking the rabbit if poop stuck to its fur……

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    Radish...   about 8 years ago

    Bear claws will make you one with everything.

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    Ida No  about 8 years ago

    Bears. Is there ANYthing they can’t do?

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    Prey  about 8 years ago

    What´s a bear claw? (The first one to say “everything” gets the comfy chair!)

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    dadoctah  about 8 years ago

    Funny, you don’t look Danish.

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    submachine  about 8 years ago

    Wiley’s bears always seem to be ahead of the game.

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    booktrout  about 8 years ago

    I gotta 400lb bear coming around the cabin off and on….I’ll have to show him this, see if he thinks it’s funny. If you don’t hear from me, it’s not.

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    yimhere  about 8 years ago

    Now all he needs is an umbrella and a tooth pick…..

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    Linguist  about 8 years ago

    Reminds me…I haven’t had breakfast,yet. I’m, all of a sudden, very hungry.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 8 years ago

    Wiley Bears are known for their sense of humor.

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    GROG Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Where’s the Pig’s knuckle stand?

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    dabugger  about 8 years ago

    Not da type of ‘bear claws’ I’l get. No repeat customers?

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    kaffekup   about 8 years ago

    No taco cart?

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    Varnes  about 8 years ago

    How come these comments go on repeat mode every once in a while? Anybody know…?

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    greenearthman  about 8 years ago

    I used to stop at a little diner every pm in SF, down near the Embarcadero. The owner-an odd looking fellow @ 50, with a paper hat and Dagwood hair-was always just closing up and always had a bear claw left over and a cup of extra strong coffee-to counter the jay I had just smoked-grill was always still hot and he’d throw the pastry on it with a big blob of that high trans fat stuff that passed for margarine. Delicious. And yes, we did “rap.” Don’t let life pass you by, kids. I’m amazed it was 50 years ago!

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    denis1112  about 8 years ago

    When I lived in Africa,there were stories in the local paper almost weekly, about who was stuck between the elephants toes,or the hippo’s teeth and if the remains were recovered by humans or hyena’s.The communal gardens at the small rural villages were favorite feeding places for the wildlife.The lions didn’t get as much press.

    The natural world of the African bush was and is not Disney land.

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    Daeder  about 8 years ago

    At least the bear isn’t wearing a bib with a picture of a human on it.

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    ladylagomorph76  about 8 years ago

    BWAHAHAHA

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 8 years ago

    I’ll pass on option #3!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Wiley seems to have a real thing about bears.

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    Mike Parsons Premium Member about 8 years ago

    That last stand will help you lose weight after visiting the other two.

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