Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 22, 2017
Transcript:
Puck: The sun is out and the Man is forging a path into the void! Lupin: Puck, Lupin live from the window, where I'm happy to report most of the void can just be shoveled and dumped out of the way. Man? CN news, Man. Man? Man? Always dodging the press... Puck: Reality perseveres! Moving on, we have and update on the kitten! Elvis? Elvis: Thanks, Puck! The kitten is awake and alert! she ate well this morning, and now she is resting. With some company. Toddler: Mom! Mom! Baby cat! Look! Baby cat, mom! Baby cat! Look! Woman: Awww, that does look like the baby cat, doesn't it? Toddler: Yes, mom. Elvis: I can confirm. Woman: You know, Elvis, you keep this up and you won't win World's Crabbiest Cat this year. Elvis: I've been nominated?
DankMemes over 7 years ago
i’m pretty sure she is gonna be a new news reporter.
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
Nominated, nothing, Elvis, you would have won a five-year streak!
stairsteppublishing over 7 years ago
Whether they know it or not, ‘baby cat’ is now a member of the family.
ekw555 over 7 years ago
Elvis is secretly a big softy.
Denny Wheeler Premium Member over 7 years ago
Gotta love Lupin and “Always dodging the press.” snerk
SunflowerGirl100 over 7 years ago
Non Humorous Remark: Oldtimers here, for the sake of the newcomers, remember to not reveal future information. Today, Newcomers – don’t read the comments under Dankmemes.My Remarks are over. Return to humor.
comix_boy over 7 years ago
BOOM, Georgiathat “You know, Elvis, if you keep this up you won’t win World’s Crabbiest Cat this year.” is the best insult I’ve ever heard!
scyphi26 over 7 years ago
Well, that changes things, doesn’t it, Elvis?
dogday Premium Member over 7 years ago
I LOVE that Elvis is still in his jammies after his all-night vigil.
Kitty Katz over 7 years ago
I love the look of the kitten taking everything in.
bonita.eley over 7 years ago
I have a feeling Elvis will still win!
Jazz Cat over 7 years ago
I love that Buzzy mouse is keeping the kitten company! >^..^<