Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 07, 2016

So, has Lil retired from giving eulogies? I hope not!

I would expect a plumber’s service to be quite the crack-up.

He died by plunging over a cliff. He landed in water, but his strength drained, so he sinked. It was wrenching.

well that such a great fashion statement.

Was the music was piped or played oa pipe organ, or pan pipes. \i wonder if they played a little of Handel’s Water Music. sorry, I’ll stop now.

How many of those were hair clogs?

They wore clogs ? I guess they just wanted to dance !

In a masquerade act, I played a clog that got so bad it came alive. I called it the Clog Thing. I made a ghillie suit for the costume. I wore wooden shoes and did a clog dance.