Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 17, 2016

With MySQL you’re never out of sorts.SELECT box_size, price, qty FROM brevity_store WHERE deal EQUAL TRUE ORDER BY value ASC;SELECT price, value, qty FROM brevity_store WHERE deal COULD BE NOT FALSE ORDER BY box_size DESC DUMP FILE “GoComics”;

It’s funny because the artist took a phrase that everyone uses, and turned it into a form of humor that everyone hates! Whee hee hee hee

I don’t need all sorts of things….

Can I buy a few items still unsorted?

Alien…. who says everyone hates it?

And x_Tech…. okaaaay…I don’t know much about that sort of thing(s.)

I want everybody to line up alphabetically according to height…

That’s OK, I brought my sorting hat.

Sort of funny

sigh It takes all sorts.