Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 28, 2016
September 27, 2016
September 29, 2016
Transcript:
Agent: So when did you talk to the CEO about the takeover bid, sir? Slackmeyer: I... I don't recall. Agent: Was it before the offering? Slackmeyer: Yes! No! I don't know! Agent: Do you recall the sell price? Slackmeyer: No! Why are you doing this to me? Agent; Would you like to take a break, sir? Slackmeyer: Please.
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Yup, Jesus was a big time inside trader.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 8 years ago
At least he wasn’t nailed to the cross
Flash Gordon about 8 years ago
Bring back crucifixion for the thieves of wall street.Then we can stone them while they are hanging there.
RetiredArmySFC Premium Member about 8 years ago
Huh, here I thought that panel represented a witch hunt, not a crucifixion (tied to the cross, not nailed to it).
Linguist about 8 years ago
" You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold. "
SeaFox10 about 8 years ago
Just arrest him!
Stream of conscience about 8 years ago
I am so rich.Very rich. No one is as rich as I am.
caligula about 8 years ago
Funny thing is insider trading is legal in Europe. I think I got an inside tip ONCE back in the 90’s. Held the options too long and they went worthless . . . D’oh!
kaffekup about 8 years ago
Nobody’s creepier than trump. Fondling his daughter, "If she weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be “dating” her."Yuccch!
route66paul about 8 years ago
Many crucifictions involed the breaking of legs or arms and tyeing them in a tree. No one would dare try to take him down, unless he wanted the same treatment.