Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 28, 2016
Transcript:
Agent: So when did you talk to the CEO about the takeover bid, sir? Slackmeyer: I... I don't recall. Agent: Was it before the offering? Slackmeyer: Yes! No! I don't know! Agent: Do you recall the sell price? Slackmeyer: No! Why are you doing this to me? Agent; Would you like to take a break, sir? Slackmeyer: Please.
Yup, Jesus was a big time inside trader.