The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 09, 2016
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This is your great idea? Yeah! See... You put your bag of chips or whatever in this part... Then you fit the straps to your head. Now, you can just munch away while you text, or drive, or work, or videogame! Have you ever seen anything this brilliant? Yes! That's a feed bag! They put em on horses and mules so that they can eat and work at the same time! Uh-huh. We've been testing it! Popcorn works great! Crunch crunch Pretzels are okay. And M&Ms aren't very workable. Crunch crunch crunch It's a feed bag, son. For a farm animal. Think inside the bag! Corporations will want millions of these! It's a feed... You may be right.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
Sadly, he MAY, in fact, be right. You don’t need no stinking lunch hour! Then affix a “bag”, or the equivalent, to the other end, and breaks are totally eliminated, pun intended.
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
I’ll pass on that idea.
Kristiaan about 8 years ago
I’d like to try it.
Diane Lee Premium Member about 8 years ago
I reacted the same way to the idea of selling water in small bottles. I thought that if people wanted small bottles of water, they would either use a large bottle or the kitchen tap. I also believed that road side parks would never be popular because people would stop at gas stations, so they could fill up and do everything that they could do at the roadside park. This explains why I don’t buy stocks.
Number Three about 8 years ago
As long as they are not Peanut M&Ms.
Yuck.
xxx
slsharris about 8 years ago
At least it covers their wide-open chomping mouths…