The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 09, 2016
Transcript:
This is your great idea? Yeah! See... You put your bag of chips or whatever in this part... Then you fit the straps to your head. Now, you can just munch away while you text, or drive, or work, or videogame! Have you ever seen anything this brilliant? Yes! That's a feed bag! They put em on horses and mules so that they can eat and work at the same time! Uh-huh. We've been testing it! Popcorn works great! Crunch crunch Pretzels are okay. And M&Ms aren't very workable. Crunch crunch crunch It's a feed bag, son. For a farm animal. Think inside the bag! Corporations will want millions of these! It's a feed... You may be right.
At least it covers their wide-open chomping mouths…