Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 19, 2016

Don’t let Pig watch the Roman-Greco wrestling; he’ll get the wrong idea.

OMG! Pig, you’re not wearing any clothes! Check your mirror for decency!

Actually, if you watch the diving competitions, you might just agree that they have indeed lost a lot of their decency.

A little more, and this will be the South Park of comics if this double sense keeps up!

Pig seems to have gotten the wrong channel.

Someone is about to get lapped in the woman’s 5000m…

Pig just go play in the mud and leave the human toys alone :-0

Pig, shouldn’t you be a travel advisor?

LMAO!

Wait, I thought Pig passed away…not another time travel strip. Which reminds me of my favorite joke. The bartender says, “Get out, we don’t serve your kind.” A time traveler walks into a bar.

If you’re truly talented at the breast stroke, you may get better than a medal.

Aaaaannnd que the Censor!

I’d never heard of the “clean and jerk” before reading this strip, and had to go Google it. Once again, reading the funnies is an educational experience (at least for a non-sports fan).

I’ve decided Pig cannot be used for bacon. His naiveté is crucial to Cartoon-Boy’s brand of low humor….

Brilliant!

xxx

In two years, Pig can watch the biathlon and try to figure out which ones are actually straight.

I thought Pig had died.

Come to think of it, if Pig is watching showering and shall we say rude displays, maybe he does have men’s diving on by mistake.

Don’t tell Pig about Team Handball.

The “bi-athalon” was disappointingly not what I expected.

Wait is pg watching por*

I would definitely get a gold.

Hahahahahaha Pig’s last line gave me a laugh.