Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 04, 2016

Transcript:

Cobra Carson: Thanks for the dance, hon.... how about some champ ale? Narrator: Cobra and Rip have crashed a swanky soiree on a spy mission! Cobra Carson: Ooh! Rip Haywire: Do you know how many waiters I had to knock out to find my tux size? And we're short-staffed as it is~ Man: Madam, the host would like to say hello.... is there a problem with the help? Cobra Carson: Servants... what can you do? Rip Haywire: This tip just earned Mr. Turban there a spit-vodka cocktail! Man: Are you enjoying yourself, Mrs...? Cobra Carson: Miss... Miss Rattlesnake Leno. Narrator: Rip and Cobra are undercover at a posh party! Yowza! Man: Funny... I knew you once as Cobra Carson! Kill her! Cobra Carson: Tahiti Jones!? Man 2: Die! Rip Haywire: Have some champagne.... on the house.