Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 15, 2016

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    Woah! Are they going to do BASE jumping? He said something exiting, not something deadly.

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    You go first Rodney.

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    Marblemouth  over 8 years ago

    It is better for life to pass you by than to stop and slap you around.

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    William Pursell  over 8 years ago

    Oye Rod lad? Did you remember to remove the Fink’s chute and put in the Rock?

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    sarazan7  over 8 years ago

    Splat!

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    Jeff0811  over 8 years ago

    At least Rodney’s got his suit of armor to protect him.

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    Dr_Zinj  over 8 years ago

    Don’t base jumpers require steerable parachutes? I doubt Id has the level of chute tech; which would make base jumping much more…exciting.

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    CodeMouse92  over 8 years ago

    Furthermore, how does the king know that the ADORING SUBJECT who runs the place didn’t ever-so-subtly rig his parachute?

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    angelfiredragon  over 8 years ago

    falling can be fun, the sudden stop not so much.

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    Next, they should hang glide over a volcano (to catch the thermals). Yeah, that’s the ticket!

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    Way off base for these guys…

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    hcarpenter1  over 8 years ago

    there is no way that i would do that.

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    bigcatbusiness  over 8 years ago

    I was invited to skydive once. At least you can act on your own a cord there.

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    Cerabooge  over 8 years ago

    I think it was a stand-up comic in All That Jazz who said “Babies are born with a fear of loud noises and a fear of falling. I have a fear of making a loud noise while falling”.

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