Monty by Jim Meddick for September 16, 2016
September 15, 2016
September 17, 2016
Transcript:
I'm Sedgwick Nuttingham III! I don't need a silly stuffed bawble for security! I hail from a long line of bankers and financiers!... Insecure? Ha! Nuttingham's don't get insecure! We make others insecure! We liquidate we foreclose. We outsource. We crush competitors like insects! Ha1 Ha! Ha! Drat. All my normal affirmations don't seem to be working tonight.
oldpine52 about 8 years ago
That boy puts the nut in Nuttingham.
rnrnetmails about 8 years ago
Somebody give that boy a hug, a cup of warm milk, and read him a bed-time story (suggest “when you give a mouse a cookie…”). He’s a small child, don’t leave him all forlorn.
At the same time, I admire Meddick’s ability to milk humor and pathos from the same scene.
reedkomicks Premium Member about 8 years ago
You are not secure as long as Elizabeth Warren has a breath in her body!
steverinoCT about 8 years ago
“I am Elmer J. Fudd, Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht!”
ladamson1918 about 8 years ago
Where’s that signed photo of Ivanka Trump?
Kip W about 8 years ago
Take comfort where you can, kiddo.
Govi Premium Member about 8 years ago
Try counting Trump’s lies, Sedgwick.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Bring back Freddy Teddy! Poor Sedgie may never get to sleep….
rgcviper about 8 years ago
“Nuttingham”? That explains a lot …