Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 23, 2016

I’m wheezing just looking at this.

I had to have my cat put to sleep 10 years ago. I still find the odd hair here and there clinging to my winter clothes.

Just a little fall clean-up.

Hair today. Hair tomorrow.

Leaf blower first then the rake.

She’s got enough hair to knit 6 new cats!

Looks like our house except we only have five cats

and a St Bernard

Ack! Says Bill the cat. https://www.google.com/search?q=bill+the+cat+ack&num=30&lr&newwindow=1&hl=en&as_qdr=all&tbm=isch&imgil=3RE6d0JcNSuREM%253A%253BsyGyC2v4RvotKM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fblogs.mcall.com%25252F.a%25252F6a00d8341c4fe353ef0133edb5de38970b-popup&source=iu&pf=m&fir=3RE6d0JcNSuREM%253A%252CsyGyC2v4RvotKM%252C_&usg=__ZGk4-kBW36SC2Am3FdK1OeMiyiM%3D&biw=1920&bih=956&ved=0ahUKEwjY0e-4qXPAhUCTz4KHRhEC58QyjcIPQ&ei=hEXlV9jCYKe-QGYiK34CQ#imgrc=3RE6d0JcNSuREM%3A

Look! It’s my house! All six cats, too. The one thing missing is the 8 litter boxes and the plastic covers on the furniture because one of them is a “problem child”…

We had a golden retriever; best dog we ever had. I saw what the dog ate, and I saw what came out the other end. In the course of the day, he’d shed twice the difference in fur. The dog should have been bald. My conjecture was that the dog was capable of photosynthesis.

In the morning we’d ask people how they liked our hardwood floors. By late afternoon, we’d be asking them how the liked our deep-pile orange shag carpet.

I don’t get it. What’s the gag, that cats shed a lot?

#leafblower