Dick Tracy by Mike Curtis and Charles Ettinger for September 29, 2016

.Good morning fellow DT fans!

There’s so much pain and sorrow in lifeSeems each day is filled with strifePay the bills, mend the coatEven hillbilly Morrow needs to feed his goatIt just doesn’t seem right with all this chaos in sightI’m forced to surrender my sense of delightWith my daily fix of this adventurous teamWho’s exploites would cause my smile to beamTo this disgusting set pair of pathetic goonsA humpback whale and a Liberace toonThey need to vanish and never returnAs for Mike and Joe may this be a lesson learned. Not every thought turns into a fantastic ideaSo do me a favor and make these Bozos disappear!

Lottsa luck there, buddy !

You mean we’re going to see Mysta and Vitamin Flintheart in this story? Good, it’s been well over a year since the last we’d seen of both of them.

We haven’t seen Vitamin since he was being treated for injuries sustained at the hands of the Nitrates.

Good morning DT fans! I trust Vitamin to tell this jerk where he can put his selfie stick;)

I wonder if Vitamin and his girlfriend have gotten married. I can see the two of them sneaking off for a quiet wedding…

I have to say, all things considered, I’d rather look at Abner and Gruesome than Selfy and Bellowthon. These two get me nauseous.

I remember the political storm Obama got hit with for using a self stick good thing she hasnt been pictured using one yet. I do sense shes into a lot of graft and hate.

I think it’s safe to say that Vitamin Flintheart is not going to donate anything to this person’s campaign for the House of Representatives, nor will he endorse her. Selfy is about to be disappointed if he thinks he’ll succeed at that.

Actually, thinking about it, we last saw Vitamin playing the lead in “Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol.”

Nice use of the two-panel format, as it gives these two room to extend the selfie stick. Vanity and intolerance captured for posterity…or is that posterior? Could Bellowthon be related to the late Mr. Butcher?

Looks like DTs ‘Inside the Beltway’ critters are no less corrupt and tasteless than ours.

I don’t think that meeting is going to go well

They look related.

Avenger09: Yesterday, mentioning the famous and revered PIG ON WHEELS – Bravo!.Senator (?) Bellowthon: A big concern of mine is that we may be in for a round of fat jokes and worse -.Prejudice and discrimination against fat people!

Bellowthorn and Selfie remind me of villians past; Snails, Mica(?). The era that gave us ridiculous names and nauseating folks to look at. I hope we’re not going back to those days.

Narcissitic go-getters. The world is full of them..

I think with Rep. Bellowthon’s bill we could see Moon Governor becoming involved (especially since one of the Lunarians is his granddaughter and one carries DNA of his daughter.

I have speculated many months ago that Bribery and Moon Governor are complicit in the desire to retrieve the Moon gold hidden by Purdy Fallar. They are the ones who have the most to gain.

We know that Moon Valley is deserted. We have seen the Governor’s shadow at Mysta’s grave so we know he at least was on Earth at that time. The Governor is either stranded on Earth or he has a Space Coupe that can take him back and forth to wherever the Lunarians have settled.

If the Governor and Bribery are complicit and the Moon citizens are stranded on Earth, it would make sense for Bribery to attempt the cloning or DNA manipulation used in trying to revive the Governor’s daughter. It would also make sense why Bribery was so anxious to acquire a working Space Coupe. We know that Bribery’s intent is to get Moon gold. Read Melies’ comments here(remember, at this time we did not know Mr. Bigg was Bribery):

Read my comments from back on June 13, 2015 and July 20, 2015.

Is Rep the new Miss PIggy ?

The only contribution I think Selfie is going to get from Vitamin is the boot he gets when he’s kicked out of Vitamin’s office.

Does the term "A Snowballs Chance In Hell!’’ mean anything?

Curses! A return to the bottom of the first column! Put Tracy back to the top immediately! Grrr…

Selfy and the Congressthing look to me like thinly-disguised caricatures of the two most prominent candidates in the land today.But I guess he’s just Campaign Manager for Bellowthon, about to try to extort and/or bamboozle Vitamin Flintheart (who may not have Significant Money to donate anyway from his career mainly, I think, as a stage actor).Isn’t it nice to see how the Elite live?

Do Smart Phone screens glow green like that when you are taking a picture? I don’t have one, so I don’t know.

Funny, he doesn’t look like the Canadian “PM”…Nice hair though.