Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2016
September 26, 2016
September 28, 2016
Transcript:
Sir if your opponents sold used cars, which one of them would you be the most likely to buy a car from?
Rat: Is riding a bike an option?
No.
My car business would be a yuge success. YUGE.
Rat: Hey, tiny hands, I'm talking here.
Time to add my two cents to the political commentary….
I think BOTH candidates should not be voted for, mainly because they seem like they have something to hide. I watched the debate last night, and it was just two people insulting each other using intelligent words.
Careful, Trump, Rat’s been known to take a baseball bat to the side of Cartoon Boy’s head. (Then again, Trump’s head is soft enough that Rat could probably use a toothpick……..)
Not only is this strip very true: but the parties involved will do anything to keep the more intelligent candidates away from the public. Gary Johnson and the Green Party Candidate should also have been present. Not only were we subjected to an incompetent moderator but the two candidates from below the bottom of the barrel. If Rat or his creator were on that stage those two and the moderator would have been wiped up and disposed of like a used piece of toilet paper. Skipper 1992 I am with you! Bring integrity back to the USA=Gary Johnson.
Trump showed up and wasn’t a career political stooge.Clear win for Trump.Hillary showed up and didn’t run into a question that made it necessary to fake an injury and be rushed into a black SUV and whisked away to be fitted for google-eye glasses.Clear win for Hillary.I forgot to record it and missed it entirely.Clear win for me.
This is patently absurd and impossible. Everyone has seen that the two dominant political parties will NOT let a third-party candidate take part in the debates!That said, there’s a lot to be said for bike riding….
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
I wouldn’t buy a used dollar from The Rump, even if he only charged 5 cents.
Thirdbase about 8 years ago
Biking it is.
Cthulhu for President.This time choose the Lesser Evil.
cdgar about 8 years ago
Roller skates? Anything to avoid supporting Trump.
Oshietekun about 8 years ago
Yikes, even Pearls is no respite from this dumpster fire of an election.
Kind&Kinder about 8 years ago
I would never buy a car from a condescending, sniffling blowhard of miniscule brain and, er, hands! Who would buy a car from the Antichrist?
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago
If they were selling eggs, I would want to see them coming out of the bird.
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Rat take off your hat,Raise your right hand. Take off your hat raise your right hand………..stop looking at the Hil-da-beast………….your eyes will burn
Gilbert about 8 years ago
Rat really shouldn’t make fun of others for having tiny hands.
wcorvi about 8 years ago
While Trump losing the election would be a disaster for Republicans, winning would be an even BIGGER disaster.
ekw555 about 8 years ago
so, I guess Obama didn’t do what’s best for the country and call in a drone strike on the debate?
toahero about 8 years ago
The moderator ought to have been policing this, not allowing them to interrupt each other and to go past their allowed time.
Pity ratings are more important than finding a good leader for this country.
TheTrustedMechanic about 8 years ago
Come on, Hillary doesn’t have that big an ego.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 8 years ago
LMAO!
Clearstream about 8 years ago
Time to add my two cents to the political commentary….
I think BOTH candidates should not be voted for, mainly because they seem like they have something to hide. I watched the debate last night, and it was just two people insulting each other using intelligent words.
ambassadorstt about 8 years ago
Imagine this is the best from " the greatest Demockrazy on earth" after more than 200years!!!!
auggy42 about 8 years ago
How about a car ran on hot air? Those two bafoons would perpetually provide enough power.
skipper1992 about 8 years ago
… can’t … breathe … laughing … too … hard.
Frankly, this would have been just as funny – possibly funnier – without the last panel.
Rudersdorf Premium Member about 8 years ago
Trump is the best thing that ever happened to Hillary. Maybe the only good thing, actually.
Godfreydaniel about 8 years ago
Careful, Trump, Rat’s been known to take a baseball bat to the side of Cartoon Boy’s head. (Then again, Trump’s head is soft enough that Rat could probably use a toothpick……..)
jdsven about 8 years ago
How about walking? Is that an option?
billswingle about 8 years ago
Interesting how much agreement we’re seeing here.
Michael Ritter about 8 years ago
“Yuge.” With a nod by Pastis to Trudeau.
kaffekup about 8 years ago
“It was the mike’s fault. Yeah, that’s the ticket, the mike was defective, I’m not paying for it.”It’s a poor craftsman who blames his tools.
redwinger_6 about 8 years ago
Der Fuhrerlein would make sure anyone who didn’t buy a car from her had an accident
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
Terrific choice this year. Egomaniac con-man or incompetent twit.Isn’t Humpty-Trumpty actually both of those?
Number Three about 8 years ago
Tiny hands?
Oh yes. Rat has huge claws doesn’t he?
Geez.
xxx
auggy42 about 8 years ago
Not only is this strip very true: but the parties involved will do anything to keep the more intelligent candidates away from the public. Gary Johnson and the Green Party Candidate should also have been present. Not only were we subjected to an incompetent moderator but the two candidates from below the bottom of the barrel. If Rat or his creator were on that stage those two and the moderator would have been wiped up and disposed of like a used piece of toilet paper. Skipper 1992 I am with you! Bring integrity back to the USA=Gary Johnson.
Phatts about 8 years ago
GARY JOHNSON!!He is neither a crook nor a moron.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago
Trump showed up and wasn’t a career political stooge.Clear win for Trump.Hillary showed up and didn’t run into a question that made it necessary to fake an injury and be rushed into a black SUV and whisked away to be fitted for google-eye glasses.Clear win for Hillary.I forgot to record it and missed it entirely.Clear win for me.
Maizing about 8 years ago
Which one is which?
Andrew Sleeth about 8 years ago
Ooo, good idea, Rat, get Jef the Cyclist on stage. Jef’ll beat the crap out of The Dumbald.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
This is patently absurd and impossible. Everyone has seen that the two dominant political parties will NOT let a third-party candidate take part in the debates!That said, there’s a lot to be said for bike riding….
Boxo croco says happy derby over 3 years ago
“Will you shut up, man?”