Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 8 years ago
    Tiny Hands has a new nickname — Sniffles.
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    Sherlock Watson  about 8 years ago

    I wouldn’t buy a used dollar from The Rump, even if he only charged 5 cents.

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    Thirdbase  about 8 years ago

    Biking it is.

    Cthulhu for President.This time choose the Lesser Evil.

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    cdgar  about 8 years ago

    Roller skates? Anything to avoid supporting Trump.

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    Oshietekun  about 8 years ago

    Yikes, even Pearls is no respite from this dumpster fire of an election.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 8 years ago

    I would never buy a car from a condescending, sniffling blowhard of miniscule brain and, er, hands! Who would buy a car from the Antichrist?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    If they were selling eggs, I would want to see them coming out of the bird.

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    juicebruce  about 8 years ago

    Rat take off your hat,Raise your right hand. Take off your hat raise your right hand………..stop looking at the Hil-da-beast………….your eyes will burn

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    Gilbert  about 8 years ago

    Rat really shouldn’t make fun of others for having tiny hands.

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    wcorvi  about 8 years ago

    While Trump losing the election would be a disaster for Republicans, winning would be an even BIGGER disaster.

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    ekw555  about 8 years ago

    so, I guess Obama didn’t do what’s best for the country and call in a drone strike on the debate?

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    toahero  about 8 years ago
    Both are stupid jerks who can’t even understand a two minute time slot, particularly Trump.

    The moderator ought to have been policing this, not allowing them to interrupt each other and to go past their allowed time.

    Pity ratings are more important than finding a good leader for this country.

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    TheTrustedMechanic  about 8 years ago

    Come on, Hillary doesn’t have that big an ego.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 8 years ago

    LMAO!

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    Clearstream  about 8 years ago

    Time to add my two cents to the political commentary….

    I think BOTH candidates should not be voted for, mainly because they seem like they have something to hide. I watched the debate last night, and it was just two people insulting each other using intelligent words.

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    ambassadorstt  about 8 years ago

    Imagine this is the best from " the greatest Demockrazy on earth" after more than 200years!!!!

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    auggy42  about 8 years ago

    How about a car ran on hot air? Those two bafoons would perpetually provide enough power.

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    skipper1992  about 8 years ago

    … can’t … breathe … laughing … too … hard.

    Frankly, this would have been just as funny – possibly funnier – without the last panel.

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    Rudersdorf Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Trump is the best thing that ever happened to Hillary. Maybe the only good thing, actually.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 8 years ago

    Careful, Trump, Rat’s been known to take a baseball bat to the side of Cartoon Boy’s head. (Then again, Trump’s head is soft enough that Rat could probably use a toothpick……..)

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    jdsven  about 8 years ago

    How about walking? Is that an option?

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    billswingle  about 8 years ago

    Interesting how much agreement we’re seeing here.

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    Michael Ritter  about 8 years ago

    “Yuge.” With a nod by Pastis to Trudeau.

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    kaffekup   about 8 years ago

    “It was the mike’s fault. Yeah, that’s the ticket, the mike was defective, I’m not paying for it.”It’s a poor craftsman who blames his tools.

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    redwinger_6  about 8 years ago

    Der Fuhrerlein would make sure anyone who didn’t buy a car from her had an accident

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 8 years ago

    Terrific choice this year. Egomaniac con-man or incompetent twit.Isn’t Humpty-Trumpty actually both of those?

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    Number Three  about 8 years ago

    Tiny hands?

    Oh yes. Rat has huge claws doesn’t he?

    Geez.

    xxx

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    auggy42  about 8 years ago

    Not only is this strip very true: but the parties involved will do anything to keep the more intelligent candidates away from the public. Gary Johnson and the Green Party Candidate should also have been present. Not only were we subjected to an incompetent moderator but the two candidates from below the bottom of the barrel. If Rat or his creator were on that stage those two and the moderator would have been wiped up and disposed of like a used piece of toilet paper. Skipper 1992 I am with you! Bring integrity back to the USA=Gary Johnson.

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    Phatts  about 8 years ago

    GARY JOHNSON!!He is neither a crook nor a moron.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Trump showed up and wasn’t a career political stooge.Clear win for Trump.Hillary showed up and didn’t run into a question that made it necessary to fake an injury and be rushed into a black SUV and whisked away to be fitted for google-eye glasses.Clear win for Hillary.I forgot to record it and missed it entirely.Clear win for me.

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    Maizing  about 8 years ago

    Which one is which?

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 8 years ago

    Ooo, good idea, Rat, get Jef the Cyclist on stage. Jef’ll beat the crap out of The Dumbald.

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    This is patently absurd and impossible. Everyone has seen that the two dominant political parties will NOT let a third-party candidate take part in the debates!That said, there’s a lot to be said for bike riding….

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  over 3 years ago

    “Will you shut up, man?”

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