Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 24, 2016

“ohhh, that’s nasty” !

I think the Fink is overpaying

Sheesh. Are those horses or mules?

does not matter, will be diner soon.

Oye does anyone think the Hun can use one of his horns as a can opener?

Those have got to be the lamest-drawn hoses in the historyof cartoon art! Me and my cousin back in Kindergarten drewstick-horses that were far superior to those!

One tin can for another

How cute! The Fink thinks Rod is worth as much as that! *Sniff

Only two weeks past expiration? How would anyone know?

So Sir Rodney is the Star Knight, knowing that doesn’t provide much expectations for the rest of the Army!

Fair and equal value. Good one.

Think of the “Ransom of Red Chief,” Fink, string them along for a couple weeks and they’ll pay you to take Rodney back.

What do you call a can of tuna fish that’s past it’s expiration date?

Cat food.