Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 23, 2016
September 22, 2016
September 24, 2016
Transcript:
Honnnnk! I'm walking as fast as I can! Your absolute speed is relevant but is not decisive! The determiner of my weight time is your absolute speed multiplied by the sine of the angle your path makes with the curb! You are walking at an extremely acute angle, such that the projection of your velocity on to the y-axis is practically zero! Do you just carry that diagram around with you everywhere? Trigonometry is the only thing my wife didn't take when she left!
Ida No about 8 years ago
Seems the wife had the right angle, then.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
You’re headed down a slippery slope, sir.Courtesy is integral to the functioning of society.
David OBrien about 8 years ago
Pardon my tangent, Susan, but it is a sine of the times.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
Sadly, David, I’d already derived that.Sigh… we can secant we, the acute problem…
MeGoNow Premium Member about 8 years ago
Worse yet, before she left, she got him to cosine a note.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 8 years ago
We had better quit the puns now, before we get too obtuse. It’s a slippery slope.
lopaka about 8 years ago
Ah, that explains it all. You people are part of Pastis’ brain storming group.
Coyoty Premium Member about 8 years ago
It’s a terrible after-math.
gammaguy about 8 years ago
An old joke. Totally derivative.