Close to Home by John McPherson for September 22, 2010

Looks like a good time.

Great balls of fire!

Goodness gracious.

Does wonders for the stroke and the aim.

easier to find em.

^till they’re ash.

But great idea just in time for Halloween!

Wonder what shagging balls is like there.

Tiger, tiger, burning bright On the driving range at night What suburban wall or tree Could faze thy speeding SUV?

If they added that to the PGA tour, I might watch part of a round. But probably not. It would still be one of the most pathetic excuses for entertainment on TV today (and that’s saying A LOT these days).

DIGITAL Your anti-Blake comment insults my religious beliefs. In retaliation for this outrage, I will drive two buckets of burning balls at the smiling heretics, then send out the Chimney Sweep.

Digital Frog, different twist, like it.

It seems like something Sheik Yurbouti would say, then I wondered where is he these days.

i might even take up golf for that!

I could use my Taylor Made burners and add more fire to it.

Gotta be a full course sand trap though; the green would go up as quick as the smiling faces.

…must require asbestos gloves to tee them up…

It would be easy to spot those balls at night.