Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2016
October 10, 2016
October 12, 2016
Transcript:
Reporter: Sir, is it true that your presidential campaign is now based on one issue- The invasion of Greenland Rat: Yes: It's a territory of the Danes and they won't see it coming. Reporter: But why Greenland? Rat: Because it's eight times the size of Great Britain, but only has 57,000 people, which is not much more than Sarasota, Florida. Reporter:I see, so by that logic, why not just invade Sarasota, Florida? Rat: Well now there's an idea. Reporter: And sadly he's still better than the other two candidates. Rat: Sarasota, your retirement communities are mine!
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Fine, your stuck with providing prune juice and denture cleaner.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
It might be pretty easy to invade Florida, if you do it during everyone’s nap time.
Thirdbase about 8 years ago
Isn’t that called Spring Break?
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
Thinking of invading Greenland when there has been a devastating hurricane in the main land!
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Hummmm……..Whoop-dee-freakin-doo. Cue eye roll.
PICTO about 8 years ago
The wife said we were going green, but all I know is that I’m hauling blue boxes until I’m red in the face.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Sarasota? Is that where they have a Ringling Museum? A clown museum? You don’t have enough troops, Rat!
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago
If you cannot laugh at your troubles, count on them piling up until you can.
asianwoof about 8 years ago
The Zikas have always wanted to fly north during the summer months, but Mr. Zika is concerned about the accommodations and food situation in Greenland. Mrs. Zika, rest assured, explained that they can always make a quick stop along the way.
Egrayjames about 8 years ago
Rat could invade Aroostook County, Maine. It’s larger than CT and RI combined…and only 70,000 people.
nosirrom about 8 years ago
And after Sarasota how about Grenada?
Ignatz Premium Member about 8 years ago
Or Cherry County, Nebraska. 6000 square miles, and less than 6000 people.
IQTech61 about 8 years ago
Pastis, stop the punning for a while and try using that big brain of yours to really research the candidates.
OR just keep being like all the other cartoonists and whine that both candidates are “exactly the same”.
Kaputnik about 8 years ago
Next he’ll decide that Greenland is way too cold, and Florida is unpleasantly hot. So he’ll invade Dayton Ohio.
A. Weiner about 8 years ago
The point is this REALLY is better than the other two. Definitely not funny. “A sinking ship being manned by drunken sailors.”
Dave Ferro about 8 years ago
All your base are belong to us…
Godfreydaniel about 8 years ago
Wonder if the Cat in the Hat would eat a rat……..
Radish the wordsmith about 8 years ago
All your Lief belong to us.
KEA about 8 years ago
Who in H/&^ would want ANY part of Florida??
Number Three about 8 years ago
Just out of interest. Who are the other two candidates? Is it Hilary and Donald? Or fictional characters which haven’t appeared yet?Sorry, I’m so thick.
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Spade Jr. about 8 years ago
Pastis, your lack of humor trying to be funny politically is truly embarassing. End this stuff before you lose ALL your readers and wind up asking people if they want fries with what they hand you money for.
Dr.DocSmith about 8 years ago
Stop giving Ding Dong ideas! Stop that!
T&J Fan over 3 years ago
SARASOTA, IT’S WESTERN FLORIDA BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!