Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 11, 2016
October 10, 2016
October 12, 2016
Transcript:
Reporter: Sir, is it true that your presidential campaign is now based on one issue- The invasion of Greenland Rat: Yes: It's a territory of the Danes and they won't see it coming. Reporter: But why Greenland? Rat: Because it's eight times the size of Great Britain, but only has 57,000 people, which is not much more than Sarasota, Florida. Reporter:I see, so by that logic, why not just invade Sarasota, Florida? Rat: Well now there's an idea. Reporter: And sadly he's still better than the other two candidates. Rat: Sarasota, your retirement communities are mine!
Pastis, stop the punning for a while and try using that big brain of yours to really research the candidates.
OR just keep being like all the other cartoonists and whine that both candidates are “exactly the same”.