Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 02, 2016

…and practice, and practice, and practice.

Your ass is grass…

They’ll meet up eventually to smell one another later..

More Cheese Products, that’s the ticket!

Maybe getting the skit scared out of you counts, or a nice poodle comes along and you want to show off.

I had an Irish setter that should have topped the list. whew!

It is not the size of the dog in the flatulence.It is the size of the flatulence in the dog.

Sir Farts-a-lot… my pet when I was a wee lad.

I was expecting a different list. #OCC.

P.S. I like the art, especially the combination of colors. Reminds me of Easter eggs.

P.P.S. Either?

My gassy mutt beats all of the breeds.

My girl beats them all.Her SBD’s are toxic!

Train every day. Do not let a single day go by where you are not building your wind powers. You can make the list and be the best of the best, if only you believe in yourself and put in the time and the effort.I believe in you.The only question left is whether you do.

You have it within yourself to be the Best!Just let it GO!

Fart sings eternal.

Come Susie dear, let’s take a walk Just out there upon the beach I know you’ll soon be married And you’ll want to know where winds come from Well it’s never said at all On the map that Carrie reads Behind the clock back there you know At the Four Winds Bar-Blue Oyster Cult: Astronomy

I won my contest with a Triple Flutter Blast. They said it couldn’t be done, but noses don’t lie.

If we are to believe this colorful tale (where is the scientific data?), then for a flaulist a bulldog would be a most appropriate sidekick and fellow-farter. The gassy kinship would be unsurpassed, and, one hopes, un-ignited….