Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 28, 2016

The price of movie tickets are so expensive these days that I can only afford to admit myself.

“Work In Progress”

Where would I buy that ticket?

“I, I say, could be a fairly dangerous thing Foghorn Leghorn”.

Maybe I should commit myself.

Mind your own business..

Admit nothing.Request the presence of a lawyer.You are not alive until proven alive.Living without conviction IS an option.Call Weeh, Czeetem and Howe today.

She’s got a ticket to ride,She’s got a ticket to ride,She’s got a ticket to ride, But she don’t care,Beatles—Ticket To Ride

Okay, I just made myself lame.

wing wangs. I make typos too!

At his time i am reinventing my life.

The best of her fell to the cutting room floor!!!

Her ears, for example.

0596033…CONGRATULATIONS!! You have just won a pair of earmuffs!

It’s good advice Teresa gives today. Many people live as though only observers in their lives. In severe cases, it’s called schizophrenia.

Mama needs a new pair o’ shoes.The one visible looks well worn and manly. If modesty is the reason for all of her puritanical cover up, why is her upper body, especially herbosom, so tightly bound and defined?

What if I can’t afford the ticket?

I admit nothing! What do you take me for, a fool?

LOAD the rest of the comments appears to be nonfunctioning see you later

swell all is well now!!!

Looks to me like admitting is slower than usual and waiting time is minimal. Nice since she is in a life threating situation. The ER can finish the brain transplant. She is nicely bound together in a tight tourniquet and should hold for now. Only an old bat ahead of her needing any drug she can get away with. Party at her pad later.

There are some productions at which I refuse to be a spectator..Life, for example….

Seen it already.This is actually a remake of a remake.One of these days, I will remember to make that left turn at Albuquerque.In the meantime, could somebody inform her that she is sitting on my pillket?Thanks.

What is a pillket?

A pilket is a portmanteau word for a pillow/blanket combination.A pillket is probably a typo.

Someone already used my ticket and now they’re sitting in my seat.