Monty by Jim Meddick for October 14, 2016
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Ppppffftt Oh, forget it. I'm not into it ever since Gretch started seein' that a beefy goofball personal trainer, it's put me off exercise! As far as I can tell, it you're never into exercise. No. No. You're just catching me on a bad streak. Last week I didn't exercise because my circadian rhythm was out of sync. Before that my blood sugar was low. Then 3 weeks ago I...
brain Les about 8 years ago
I know people like that who can justify every failing….
Rogers George Premium Member about 8 years ago
I wonder if the kid’s name is Rudolph. You know, the one who went down in history!
Phred Premium Member about 8 years ago
The benefits of exercise take time.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago
I have a great excuse, it is boring.
e.groves about 8 years ago
Exercise can be boring and tedious, but so is sitting on the couch for an hour with a remote in your hand looking for something to watch.
J Short about 8 years ago
Don’t worry kid, they rewrite it all the time.
chain gang charlie about 8 years ago
A friend’s rather, very obese wife, once commented that she was Unable to exercise because it “Hurt” to Much…She was only twenty years old but had the energy to walk around the house grazing on dishes full of candy…. That marriage didn’t work out…
ron about 8 years ago
I have always believed that if one stops moving, one really stops moving – forever.
Coyoty Premium Member about 8 years ago
Excucise.
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Monty is such a sad, bloated Sack of Lousy Excuses! I bet E.B. could out-lift him with just one mechanical hand!
Heck, I could out-lift that puny show in panel 1, and I am not now nor ever have been any kind of athlete!