Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 17, 2016

I must’ve slept through the whole war and rebuilding process.

We’re all just figments of the imagination of somebody in that split second where their life flashes before their eye just as the nuclear bombs detonate.

If we ever live through something like that again, I hope we can find the secret to hibernation.

I can live with nuclear annihilation as long as there is Pearls Before Swine after….

No, ofc Bambi does not die … it was allready dead long before this.

very apt to present situation, if only the politicians would heed it

Stephan me thinks you just had a WDF moment…….

Were the animals mutated and that’s why they walk and talk?

Instead of nuking Russia,lets nuke the pot bellied dictator with the bad haircut.

Mr. Pastis, I have what I consider to be an important question… was PBS created, or did it evolve?

…and a comic strip came out of all this?

crocs

I lost my job, so I’m good with this!

seems like someone is getting tired of answering the same question over and over again. Hey, how about this one: Where do you get your inspiration from?

They got George Orr to undream it…

Pig – it’s only a Disney movie if the parents die.

The Russians should have told someone about the Doomsday Machine.

They just stopped drawing Bambi’s picture, that’s all.

The Walt Disney Logo has three 6’s in.

Wonder if “Pearls Before Swine” does but we’ve never spotted them?

xxx

I agree that we should give a hickey to anything that comes too close to our ships or aircraft. Makes good practice for the real thing, but hopefully not with a nukes. So Perls mutated after the SPF 1000 nuke episode? That ’splains a lot.

And a lot of people, including Steve Martin, got away in the giant space ark.

“reality – ATOMIC BOOM!!!! – pbs” ……….yep explains a lot…….. i think

Bambi always dies, Pig (see Bambi Meets Godzilla), and a little-known fact is that one of those trigger-happy sailors was Cartoon-Boy himself (the “nuclear annihilation” is, like all his stories, a trifle exaggerated)….

Unlike Pedals, New Jersey’s bi-pedal bear, Bambi survived the hunters. He didn’t survive his encounter with Godzilla.

What a hoot! Great proof that outrageously funny comics do NOT need ANYTHING political in them. You done good, Pastis.

Bambi went all the way for a buck.

Somehow Bambi became a girls name.

Bambi was a stag and his sire sired most of the years crop of baby dear. Most deer are sired by the alpha stag with a little action for the beta deer.

Deer are tournament species, humans are a mix of tournament and pair bonding. This is a major factor in our life and literature.

And Bambi is not dead because he is fictional.