New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for September 29, 2016

Doesn’t seem fair to Guam.

That’s just mean. Guamanians are lovely people who don’t deserve such treatment.

Queenie should exile them to New Jersey instead; that would pay them back for “Jersey Shore.”

Guam’s too close…

How soon will the National Health Service USA be instituted, and will we have to pay radio and TV license fees?

Mars isn’t ready?

I thinking more of Iwo Jima,that is if Japan will let us,after all,we handed it back in 1968

Third: We will introduce pipe bands to all divisions of the military.

You’ve got my vote on that alone.

And from now on, no one is allowed to play “American Football.” You will now play Rugby. Like everyone else in the World.

But the unusual proportions of the Kardashians would unbalance Guam and tip it over!

Why would you want to punish the nice people of Guam?